February 2012
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realparadoxsocks replied to your post: realparadoxsocks replied to your post:…
And then there is Dick Butkus.
This makes me think simultaneously of Scutt Farkus from A Christmas Story and Biggus Dickus from Monty Python.
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punifa replied to your post: punifa replied to your post: idratherbereading…
You’ve just killed me.
I’m sorry XD
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punifa replied to your post: idratherbereading replied to your post:…
Does Richard just always have dick in him?
Yes.
It’s Sebastian’s.
I’ve spent this entire time thinking of Richard Brook lol.
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idratherbereading replied to your post: idratherbereading replied to your post: Who…
I know, right? I once looked at my friend and out of the blue said, “How do you get Dick out of Richard?” She laughed at me.
…Is it bad that my mind immediately went into the gutter when I read that?
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realparadoxsocks replied to your post: meganmagnificent replied to your post:…
Dick Trickle is really unlucky when it comes to the names.
omg
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meganmagnificent replied to your post: meganmagnificent replied to your post: Who decided…
I also imagine all the men who grow being either really tall or really short and could be called Big Dick or Little Dick… oh the possibilities
Although for some people it fits…
Dick Cheney.
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meganmagnificent replied to your post: Who decided that “Dick” was an acceptable nickname…
I know it doesn’t make any sense at all. And for the people who choose to be called Dick rather than Richard… Well that’s just even more confusing.
Why. In the name of god. Would any human being. Choose. To be called. Dick?
And as for parents who call their kids “Dick” from a young age...
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idratherbereading replied to your post: Who decided that “Dick” was an acceptable nickname…
I have asked this question a thousand times! No one can tell me.
It doesn’t make any sense.
The “d” in “Richard” is at the end!
And why on earth would anybody want to be called “DICK”?!
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Who decided that “Dick” was an acceptable nickname for “Richard”?
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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watsonly:
whenever someone writes “qurl” i think of professor quirrell going like
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Anonymous asked: But he ruined a perfectly good day by saying he like somebody else and it felt my heart had been ripped out then pummeled. It saddens me to think he likes a chav.
Anonymous asked: Yeah we played on his playstation and sat on his bed and we talked about stuff then he walked me home:)
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Anonymous asked: Hi told you i was going round this boys house today. It went wellish. Thanks for the advice.
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Anonymous asked: 1, 10, 11, 22, 31, 37 yes all of those
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timoodles asked: 1,3,5,7,8,9, 15, 34
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Anonymous asked: 12 and 40
40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
